In the beginning god created man............

Blogging, the very fad I still struggle to understand. The ultimate platform for a mere mortal to stand tall and address issues of importance, issues of significance and matters of life and death, yet a fad I am probably 5 years too late to catch onto. Its easy to poke the piss at what other people say or do on the web, I have sat many a night and hid behind the secret web curtain and commented with extreme cowardice on fat girls from some Californian suburb attempting to sing like Rhianna and somehow in the midst of their tragic rendition of a famous pop song they actually think 'wow I am so awesome'.

So in finally taking a stand at my own cowardice, I have decided to put myself out there and be a man. A man on a mission, a man with integrity, a man with balls and a moustache (Even though I am in my mid 20's and I am yet to grow a real one).

Seeing as this blog post is the first, I suppose its all about setting the tone. Letting people know what my angle is and what I intend to talk about. Truth is I actually don't know. Seeing as truth is on the agenda I am going to be completely honest and admit that I have never really subscribed to anyone's blog before so If no one reads this I suppose this is some kind of blog karma in effect. Oh well spirituality and other gypsy nonsense aside on with the blog.

TOPIC OF THE DAY:
'Is John Terry an Evil Man or is he Just a man with a dick?'

British media has been set alight over the past week with allegations that England's football captain and all round mushy tear faced twat JT, has been knobbing one of his England team mates missus (Not Cheryl, some less famous one). Yes it has been an interesting week for the Terry household and I can imagine his tears will have surfaced once again, this time not for destroying any hope Chelsea fans had of winning a European trophy but related to the fact that his wife is possibly going to spend a lot of his hard earned cash shopping in Dubai.

We all know the story by now. Its been rammed down our throats for a week and for the weeks to come the column inches will still be filled with pointless Terry/Bridge facts and half truths. Looking at the topic in hand is it fair to say that he is evil for knobbing his friends wife or is it fair to say that Wayne Bridge is a bit of mug anyway and is a horrific left back with a whore for a wife. I like to agree with all of those statements. Here is my Alphabetical breakdown.

A.) Terry has broke the sanctity of marriage and will be hated by his in-laws at family events. I suppose that's a bonus when you think about it.

B.) He shagged his mates missus. Big no no. Fuck the in-laws and Fabio Capello but you dont shit on your mates. Especially seeing as some of your mates are almost god like in the arena of sport well maybe not Wayne Bridge.

C.) Was he even mates with Wayne Bridge? I dont even know Mr. Bridge but every time i see him in an England shirt I wish it said Cole on the back. Lets face it he is a bit shit.

D.) Okay upon first inspection of his wife I didnt really think too much of her. She looks like a bit of a hard faced cow who wasnt really that famous compared to the other wags. Maybe this was her shot at getting out of the darkness cast by Cheryl Cole, Coleen Shrek and Anal Spice. Whatever her reasons for getting saucy with Mr Chelsea she has most deffo shat on herself. Rebecca Loos anyone?

Hopefully this story will fuck off soon and we can all focus on our impending doom at this years World Cup Finals. Yay the pain continues.